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Monday, May 7, 2007

Front Bottom Barbie

Not having ever had a Barbie of my own, I am unschooled in the finer points of Barbie play. What I do know: At our house, blondes rock the bottoms up front.





Question:
If Briar can fit two Barbies in each of my back pockets, does it mean my ass is too big?

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6 Comments:

Anonymous wordgirl said...

No...because--as we all know--Barbie is unrealistically skinny...even with her butt on backwards. All of her is small except for the boobs.

May 7, 2007 1:31:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger slouching mom said...

OK. That's pretty funny.

Maybe the girls need an anatomy lesson?

On second thought, NO.

May 7, 2007 2:00:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger cce said...

I feel ya. Never having had a Barbie of my own, I just don't get the hyper-extension-I can-wear-my-ass-any-which-way-I-please thing.

May 8, 2007 9:06:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger PunditMom said...

I second that, wordgirl. Barbie is so skinny, most moms can probably get a half dozen in each pocket! :)

May 8, 2007 2:51:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Damselfly said...

Those are some seriously white butts.

May 8, 2007 2:56:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Colleen said...

lol. I had too many Barbies when I was little... I don't recall turning their butts on backwards though.

I don't even wanna think about how many Barbies could take a ride in my back pockets.

May 8, 2007 8:38:00 PM PDT

 

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