You are going to have a baby.
So we took the girls to the park for our nightly let's see if we can get mom to break her belly exercise. I was on the swings with Briar and a boy, maybe about seven, pedaled his bike over to us.
"I thought I was the only one here," he said looking up at the sky.
Briar began to preen and blush on her swing, "What's that kid doing?"
"He's riding his bike," I told her with a smile, feeling mostly charmed by the playground flirtation.
He rolled back and forth on his bike for a minute, never looking at us and then saying, "You are pregnant. You are going to have a baby."
I looked at him smiling, "Yes, I am."
Briar watched him from her swing and he continued sitting on his bike not looking at us, then he cleared his throat and looked at me. I smiled.
"When you have that baby it is going to be painful," he said this in almost hushed tones and looked at me with heavy eyes.
I nodded and smiled, "But it is so worth it."
The look he gave me as he pedaled away made it clear that he thought I had the sense of a shit house rat.
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17 Comments:
LOL your last sentence...
April 27, 2008 8:30:00 PM PDT
Lol! So what does HE know? He's lucky his mom had that much sense!
April 27, 2008 9:48:00 PM PDT
Oh my God that is hysterical!
April 28, 2008 3:48:00 AM PDT
LOL, ok that was hilarious. Although I bet that is the same look I gave the nurse right after I had Madeline and she mentioned having a second child to me.
April 28, 2008 5:37:00 AM PDT
What is it about kids that makes them want to constantly state the obvious!?
April 28, 2008 5:51:00 AM PDT
ok. he's a boy. man in training. he focused on the pain. figures. that's why we have the babies.
where is little, "f?" C'mon kid! Mommy wants to meet you and so does the rest of the blogging world!!!! Can't wait. Seriously, I'm like some kind of religious fanatic checking your website everyday to see if you've gone into labor. In a non-stalker kind of way of course. :)
Have Sean rub your heels and ankles. And good luck!
April 28, 2008 6:00:00 AM PDT
too funny!!
as i type this, fingers are crossed that you are in the middle of that so worth it pain!!
:)
April 28, 2008 6:53:00 AM PDT
Poor boy, worrying about the lady in the park who was unwittingly heading into childbirth....
April 28, 2008 8:05:00 AM PDT
Wow, what an enlightened kid. Although his timing could have been better.
April 28, 2008 10:33:00 AM PDT
He'll never know!!
April 28, 2008 10:51:00 AM PDT
children are very, very wise, you know.
:)
April 28, 2008 11:00:00 AM PDT
painful indeed!
and i thought my husband was the ONLY person that uses the term shit house rat!LOL
April 28, 2008 4:46:00 PM PDT
love it!!!!
April 28, 2008 5:26:00 PM PDT
Okay, he has Asperger's for sure. I remember when I told my fourth grade class that I was going to have a baby. One of the little rats tapped another little male rat and whispered, "that means she did it."
April 28, 2008 5:28:00 PM PDT
When is she getting here, already?
April 28, 2008 8:40:00 PM PDT
Now, that was priceless!
I went away for a week and thought I'd return to wonderful and amazing news! Aww, the little girl wants a few more moments of just you and her! Hang in there!
April 29, 2008 10:15:00 AM PDT
hahahahahahaha. snirk.
Honesty, thy name is 7-year-old boy.
April 29, 2008 1:19:00 PM PDT
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