She asks, she scores
We return to the Wink girls and their mom and the never-ending one-upmanship of toddler logic.
Briar: Mom, let me ask you a question.
Long pause.
Briar: Why can't I have chocolate on the toilet?
I smile.
Briar: Is it because you are afraid I am going to throw it in the toilet?
I smile again, not really sure how to answer.
Briar: Yes! It is! You're afraid I'll throw it in the toilet.
She walks away so satisfied that once again, the point is awarded to Briar.
Labels: Mama Sap


12 Comments:
Smart kid.
When I worked full time it's possible that, once or twice, I finished my toast whilst simultaneously peeing in order to save time.
June 3, 2008 2:25:00 PM PDT
Don't you love when they answer their own questions?
June 3, 2008 4:02:00 PM PDT
Ahhh yes the silent answer, if you wait them out it is pretty funny to see what they can come up with. That Briar, she is a funny little cookie.
June 3, 2008 5:26:00 PM PDT
ok that was so gross that I laughed so hard that I burped. I freakin love your kids
June 3, 2008 5:38:00 PM PDT
Ah. This is where I give my semi-hysterical and oft-quoted speech "WE DO NOT EAT IN THE BATHROOM IN THIS HOUSE."
June 3, 2008 5:39:00 PM PDT
can't stop giggling.
read it out loud to husband, now he is giggling.
when does your book come out? i truly can't get enough of your world!!
June 3, 2008 7:11:00 PM PDT
That's exactly what my fear would be, too. :)
She's so cute I just can't stand it!
June 4, 2008 6:38:00 AM PDT
How cute can ONE child be?? Seriously! THAT is funny!
June 4, 2008 5:23:00 PM PDT
I'D be worried I'D drop it in the toilet. I totally see her logic!
June 4, 2008 5:34:00 PM PDT
Just another reason why there aren't toliets in the dining room
June 4, 2008 6:09:00 PM PDT
I love how she starts that conversation! Hilarious!
June 5, 2008 8:13:00 AM PDT
Hey you, I need to send you a Jane Kenyon book for your awesome generosity. Can you email me via my email linked with this comment?
Gah! Two-year old yelling from her crib! Must attend to....
June 5, 2008 10:18:00 AM PDT
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