Whatever floats your bike

Have you ever heard of a pontoon bike? I never loved bikes enough or lived near enough to water to feel the need to create or obtain a bike that could travel on water, a pontoon or amphibious bike, as they are called.

And while I still do not feel a need to have one or even experience one, for the rest of my days I will pedal through the memory of happening upon bike pontooners thank to the the pictures I took of this woman, who I imagine as having a very theatrical intimate life, and her son, who I imagine was the product of a torrid affair she had with a portly, balding Samba instructor with a lisp which kept him from ever truly gaining Sambic acclaim, on their rental pontoon bikes.