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In what is looking to be a recurring category here at The Wink, we have another create-a-caption shot. Remember the vasectomy shirt?
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posted by Amanda at
5:48 PM
The Wink is a labor of love, occasional source of ire and often influenced by the loves of my life: Briar, Avery, Finley and Sean. Writing, laughing, parenting, flirting with my husband and blogging...that's me in a nutshell.
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12 Comments:
There are SO MANY words! Unfortunately, none of them are suitable for a respectable family blog...
Who makes a jumpy house entrance look like THAT?
October 26, 2008 6:47:00 PM PDT
*clears throat*
Q: How do you determine the sex of a pumpkin?
A: The females have a bright yellow pulva.
October 26, 2008 6:54:00 PM PDT
Snort.
But, Janet, what's a "pulva"?
October 26, 2008 7:56:00 PM PDT
For the record, the whole time we were there--it felt like, umm, 40 weeks, I never thought of any cracks. He just kept coming with them. Thanks for making me not feel twisted...or at least alone in our twistedness.
October 26, 2008 8:10:00 PM PDT
They told her to never stand behind her grandfather because of the wind, but no one ever said anything about standing behind inflated pumpkins.
October 26, 2008 8:24:00 PM PDT
A pulva is a pumpkin vulva, of course. ;)
October 27, 2008 6:24:00 AM PDT
Oh my ~ words escape me. And that is a rarity in these parts. ;)
October 27, 2008 6:26:00 AM PDT
So, I first glance and say, "Oh. A pumpkin" Then I look more closely and say (to myself), "OMG. The pumpkin has a vagina and that child is going the WRONG way!" I'm so bad.
October 27, 2008 9:56:00 AM PDT
...and Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin rose from the most sincere pumpkin patch, made a noise that sounded suspiciously like passing wind, then birthed 23 fully clothed 5 year olds.
October 27, 2008 12:01:00 PM PDT
. . . for the children who have always wanted to go back in .. to experience birth all over again . .
October 27, 2008 5:30:00 PM PDT
Oh my goodness...I think I am blushing. That poor pumpkin must feel so violated!
October 30, 2008 7:24:00 PM PDT
Amanda, I just found this and thought of this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0&feature=channel
Now we know where inflatable jumping toy babies come from - when a boy inflatable loves a girl inflatable very much...
May 16, 2009 12:18:00 PM PDT
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