Trying to take a nap in her room while I worked quietly on my laptop—

Avery: “Mommy?”

Me: “Yes, baby girl?”

Avery: “I just peed in my diaper.”

Me: “What?”

Avery: “I just peed in my diaper. A lot. I peed a lot in my diaper.”

Me: “You did? You peed, just now?”

Avery: “Yup, it was a lot in my diaper.”

Me: “Honey, you don’t have a diaper on.”

Sigh.