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This isn't one of those, "I'll always be 29 posts."
Really.
I am 36 today and I love it. The title is a reference to a night 10 years ago, wherein I made a complete ass out of myself in front of several dear friends and my future husband who at the time was just a guy I thought was trying to get in my pants and then dump me. (I had le grand chip on my shoulder.)
Anyway, I had decided back when ZZ Top She's Got Legs was the newest song on the radio that I would grow up, get married, have three sons, kick the husband to the curb and get a job that let me wear stilettos and jeans to work. That night 10 years ago I wept as if my world was ending.
"I didn't do it."
"Do what?" they asked me with tender concern.
"Any of it!" I wailed.
"Of what?" they murmured as they encircled me.
"Kids. Husband."
They were incredulous. I had a great job, a hot and doting guy and a world of possibility ahead of me.
I cried and sniffled (it was actually the big, ugly kind of crying...snorfling?)
I had expected 3 boys.
I had planned on divorce.
I had no idea what I needed. Here's to unanswered prayers and happily ever afters. Thanks for sharing in mine.
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18 Comments:
So cute! And saucy!
It's been fun getting to know you a bit better via twitter.
I've been a Tramp fan since I moved upstate a few years ago and stole your jacks promo a few years ago at the NORI's.
Happy birthday, mk
July 31, 2009 8:35:00 AM PDT
Well.
You were right about the "wanted to get in my pants" part.
10 years. See you in 10 more.
July 31, 2009 8:46:00 AM PDT
Too too sweet. :)
July 31, 2009 10:58:00 AM PDT
Yep, you are one lucky lady, that is for sure! Happy B-day.
July 31, 2009 11:55:00 AM PDT
Congratulations!! Isn't it great how life turns out sometimes?
July 31, 2009 1:21:00 PM PDT
Gah! I hate that I'm 4 hours behind East Coast time..it always makes me appear really really...um..late? Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Unanswered prayers indeed. I hope this day was just fabulous.
July 31, 2009 6:33:00 PM PDT
I love you. Happy Birthday.
July 31, 2009 6:38:00 PM PDT
Again, happy birthday!
July 31, 2009 8:16:00 PM PDT
Love it! Hope you had an awesome day :)
July 31, 2009 8:42:00 PM PDT
Fantastic. All of it. I think I have a mom crush on you.
July 31, 2009 9:29:00 PM PDT
happy, happy birthday.
thanks for letting us be apart of your happily ever afters :)
August 1, 2009 12:06:00 PM PDT
I love that you love your life.
August 2, 2009 1:34:00 PM PDT
This makes me smile. Yay you!
August 2, 2009 2:59:00 PM PDT
Happy Birthday to you! Wishing you many more years of unanswered prayers and happiness!
August 3, 2009 5:57:00 AM PDT
Your blog is empowering! Happy Birthday!
August 3, 2009 9:44:00 AM PDT
This is a great humor blog you have yourself. Found you from the Bloggess, and I would like to exchange links with you. I have a humor blog myself as you can see. Let me know if this is possible.
Jason
August 3, 2009 9:51:00 AM PDT
Deliciousness!
I adore you and your girls.
And I adore that your clasped hands are almost naughty. Okay, decidedly naughty!
Happy 36th!
August 4, 2009 6:12:00 AM PDT
Great post!! Love it! Hope you had a happy birthday! Will be reading your blog from now on.
August 10, 2009 5:54:00 PM PDT
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