No want it. No want it. No want it. NO WANT IT!

And that was my Friday, how was yours?

But seriously, I’m thinking if I am ever in a position to be interviewing people for a job, I’ll work in a question like:

How did you handle life with a two year old?

I can understand why some people turn to wooden spoons, the bottle or padded walls.

Luckily we made it to today and the demonic toddler has returned to her lair and allowed Briar to come out and play.

Shhh, let’s not wake her.