I briefly considered going with a touchy feely approach, but ultimately decided that I’d go with irreverent and inappropriate as I think that we are all Real Moms and to say otherwise is un-momlike.
Real Moms don’t hide the knives.
Real Moms keep the whiskey handy.
Real Moms believe in protein rich diets.
Real Moms let their kids fend for themselves.
Real Moms offer entertainment for Thanksgiving guests.
Real Moms find more time for family by eliminating silverware.
Real Moms take a European, stand while you eat approach to meals.
Real Moms make fun of themselves in the interest of making other moms smile.
The rules: Complete the statement “Real moms …” along with an original photo.