B: Mama? Can I have a pony tail?

Me: Sure. I need to get your hair wet first.

B: K, just not on my dress.

Me: I’ll do my best.

I begin gently combing her hair, catching drops of water with my free hand. Then I encounter tangles.

Me: Ooh, what happened? You have knots.

B: Yup.

Me: What is it? What did you get in your hair?

B: Nuts.

Me: You got nuts in your hair?

B: Yup, I got nuts, mama. I got nuts!

*Quick video disclaimer: Contents are choppy, if your stomach is feeling weak today, look away from the screen, look away from the screen!