B: Mama? Can I have a pony tail?
Me: Sure. I need to get your hair wet first.
B: K, just not on my dress.
Me: I’ll do my best.
I begin gently combing her hair, catching drops of water with my free hand. Then I encounter tangles.
Me: Ooh, what happened? You have knots.
Me: What is it? What did you get in your hair?
Me: You got nuts in your hair?
B: Yup, I got nuts, mama. I got nuts!
*Quick video disclaimer: Contents are choppy, if your stomach is feeling weak today, look away from the screen, look away from the screen!