Funny, I thought after one too many chest heaving arguments in college, I’d given up my in-your-face activism. I was wrong, thanks Facebook, for turning me into a total blowhard…suck-hard.

I am proudly joining the ranks of smart , witty, courageous, brilliant women all over the internet

It seems that no matter the public disdain, I just can’t seem to keep my girls buttoned up. This boob’s for you, Facebook.