Sean: I want it known in the blog world that I went to the store in the driving rain for my radiant, pregnant wife.

Me: Sure, I’ll let them know, but I’ll also let them know it was for milk and not Häagen-Dazs.

Sean: Ah, but not just any milk, organic, fat-free milk*.

Me: I’ll let ’em know, I promise.

*And for the record, it was good.