Fear not, I found another way to let the girls flirt with danger while bringing me shameless-home-with-my-girls-and-misbehaving-delight. This pet lobster lived at my office for three years, during which time there was never an occasion when I ever got the suction cup to, um, you know, suck on to any surface. Ever! And no, Avery does not say “shit”in the middle of this, when she says “shit” you totally know it, we made sure of that.