Excuse me, you there in the brown shorts, could I have a moment?

And you, over there bounding from the white truck, can you spare a minute?
I know you are in a real hurry, or at least it would appear that way from the way you leave the ass end of your rides oh, I don’t know, blocking the entire lane and then some, despite an abundance of on street parking. And the thing is, as I’ve been navigating the streets of our growing little city and I’ve encountered your trucks time and again, I realize something. Even though you bolt from your trucks and sprint around front, you never come back quickly. Never. You stroll, nay, amble, saunter even, back to the truck and then you, well, it would appear you sit, tune the radio, pick your finger nails, return some phone calls and finish up the Sunday crossword before you abruptly re-enter traffic regardless of right away.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking…umm, how can I say this? Oh, I know!

Oh girl….you are SOOOOOOOO pregnant right now!
Around here they park in handicapped spots. The next time I have my camera with me there will be retribution.
BWAAAAAHAAAA!
no u didn't!!
tee hee š
ps – looking forward to u sharing your all caps news…
so, you're saying you're a little annoyed, eh? rilly? hmmm.
Seriously I couldn't agree more….everyday it seems and UPS truck is blocking the parking lot I need to get out of. I thought only I noticed this rudeness. And he's totally sitting in the truck playing with the radio too.
Thank you for this! š
I feel your pain. Yesterday at 5pm one blocked a rather busy road. rush hour, thanks!
Both my dad and my brother are UPS men and I can let you in on the ultra top secret info. They are talking on their cell phone with me. They are also loudly complaining about all of the little cars that are constantly in their way. Heh.
It works both ways.
A-fraking-men.
Man, you need to pop soon.
Not that you do't have a point. But, wow, you're oozing hostility.
You should print out that finger, make a bunch of copies, and leave them on their windshields when you run across them in the future.
That's show 'em!
Ha! Thanks for the laugh . . .