Life post-delivery with a toddler and one shower:
A 3 and half year old on breasts: “Why ya got those big things? What are they?”
Same child on a 3 week postpartum belly: Patting it, “It’s kinda like a pillow.”
And commenting on what’s at eye level: “Why are you all fuzzy down there?”
I’m telling you, it doesn’t get any more glamorous or morale boosting than this.
This week from Baby (who was showering with me): "Where your pee pee go, Momma? You wost (lost) it?"
*snort*
I hear this.
oh how you get me sooo excited for what is to come…
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Nothing like a full body analysis to keep us humble…
Or laughing, one of the two.
Hilarious! This reminds me of when my oldest was just a toddler, and I swear he ran in fear when he toddled into my bathroom while I was this way. If I could get away from myself, I'd run away, too!
Bah!!!!
Oh man. I thought the MEDIA was brutal…lol
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Then they turn into teeangers who make their lives' goals to keep their bodies hidden from you. Because they now have all the things that they were curious about you having.
heh. we've been having "buh-gina" wars here…dat's my buh-gina, no you don't hab uh buh-gina…
good Lord.
Um, well, my son has been petting my tummy and saying "nice, nice." He also does it to my legs…butt…breasts… oh, and other women's legs as well. And he likes to lift their skirts. 17 month old perv or cute? Hmm…
My young daughter once pointed to my fuzz under my 8 month belly and said, "why do you have hair down there?", Kinda looks like spiders doesn't it?
The fun never ends.
At least your "things" are big?
I love the way toddlers see things! My daughter – eye level with my (now ex)husbands crotch one day when he was changing his clothes exclaimed "THAT'S THE BIGGEST PENIS I EVER SAW!!!!"
Yeah, she had only seen her 4 year old brother's.