Life post-delivery with a toddler and one shower:
A 3 and half year old on breasts: “Why ya got those big things? What are they?”
Same child on a 3 week postpartum belly: Patting it, “It’s kinda like a pillow.”
And commenting on what’s at eye level: “Why are you all fuzzy down there?”
I’m telling you, it doesn’t get any more glamorous or morale boosting than this.