We return to the Wink girls and their mom and the never-ending one-upmanship of toddler logic.
Briar: Mom, let me ask you a question.
Long pause.
Briar: Why can’t I have chocolate on the toilet?
I smile.
Briar: Is it because you are afraid I am going to throw it in the toilet?
I smile again, not really sure how to answer.
Briar: Yes! It is! You’re afraid I’ll throw it in the toilet.
She walks away so satisfied that once again, the point is awarded to Briar.
Categories: Mama Sap
Smart kid.
When I worked full time it's possible that, once or twice, I finished my toast whilst simultaneously peeing in order to save time.
Don't you love when they answer their own questions?
Ahhh yes the silent answer, if you wait them out it is pretty funny to see what they can come up with. That Briar, she is a funny little cookie.
ok that was so gross that I laughed so hard that I burped. I freakin love your kids
Ah. This is where I give my semi-hysterical and oft-quoted speech "WE DO NOT EAT IN THE BATHROOM IN THIS HOUSE."
can't stop giggling.
read it out loud to husband, now he is giggling.
when does your book come out? i truly can't get enough of your world!!
That's exactly what my fear would be, too. 🙂
She's so cute I just can't stand it!
How cute can ONE child be?? Seriously! THAT is funny!
I'D be worried I'D drop it in the toilet. I totally see her logic!
Just another reason why there aren't toliets in the dining room
I love how she starts that conversation! Hilarious!
Hey you, I need to send you a Jane Kenyon book for your awesome generosity. Can you email me via my email linked with this comment?
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