Just like her mama, messing up sayings and mixing up white knuckling and nail biter as we embarked on our first flight. Boarding passengers shrank from the sight of us…suckers, she was more agreeable than any adult flying the unfriendly skies. Without exception, no less than 1/3 of every airport purchased meals is unworthy of ingestion. Air travel can suck, fixing stuff at the airport can suck way harder. I knew San Francisco was going to be cool, but I had no idea the airport bathroom stalls would look like a Studio 54 flashback. Lost car seats, canceled and missed flights, late bags and general rudeness – Thanks, Southwest. BART had a narcotic effect on Fin. The streets of San Francisco (How could I…