Briar’s favorite game:

Hey (insert name). Want one of these? Which one?

Other person: That one.

Briar: NO! You can’t have that one. It’s mine.

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Avery’s pat answer: Because I want to. Because I want to and I want to. Beee-cuuuuz.

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Finley’s latest past time: Pretending to need to nurse and instead giving painful hickeys to side of my breast.

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Fitted Sheets…might I suggest the term, “Unfitted” or “Never fits” or “bwahahaha, suckah!”

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Postpartum hair loss: Suckage.

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Waking up at midnight to the whisper: “The girls look like you when they are sleeping.”

Sigh, swoon. One little thing to erase the rest.