I don’t have much of a beauty routine, I basically wing it. Some days it works and I walk with a bounce in my step, other days I turn my phone away from my face as I click the camera on, fearful it will be set to snap my face and reveal the toll of projects, play dates and late nights. Regardless of whether it’s an I Feel Pretty kind of day or a This Is As Good As It Gets kind of day, one thing always happens. It literally happens twice a day.

I reach for one thing, grab another and nearly wet myself with the, “Damn, what if I had?”

See for yourself.