I wonder if there is a way to buy a slightly less razor-sharp razor, this mama just can’t hang with the quintuple blade razors that leave me a bloody mess.

I wonder what it means that when I cracked the package on my nylons yesterday the coupon inside said it had expired in March of ’07. I mean I know it says that I buy cheap-ass nylons, but what else?

I wonder what will happen to Jennifer Aniston when she stops being cute?

I wonder if Sienna Miller will ever…umm scratch that, I couldn’t give two bleeps about Sienna.

You? Wondering anything?