I don’t have much of a beauty routine, I basically wing it. Some days it works and I walk with a bounce in my step, other days I turn my phone away from my face as I click the camera on, fearful it will be set to snap my face and reveal the toll of projects, play dates and late nights. Regardless of whether it’s an I Feel Pretty kind of day or a This Is As Good As It Gets kind of day, one thing always happens. It literally happens twice a day.
I reach for one thing, grab another and nearly wet myself with the, “Damn, what if I had?”
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That could end very badly!
Once, when I was a rad middle school student, somewhere in the late 70s, I exited the shower and sprayed Right Guard on my hair. Yeah, that hurt . . .
I once put a drop of Afrin nasal spray in my eye, thinking it was my allergy drops. That really hurt!